10 Celebrities Who Cheated Death

10 Celebrities Who Cheated Death

Feeling lucky to be alive? Well, these mega stars are definitely lucky
as fuck to see the sunrise today. As these celebrities were once in a situation
where one slight move or decision would have cost them their lives. With that being said, Welcome to our list
of the 10 Celebrities Who Cheated Death. So sit back and grab your buttery popcorn
my whizzas, and try not to choke on any kernels and die. Muah HA HA HA HA HA HA (that’s my grim reaper
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You would think the Black Sabbath rock legend would have been dead by now, I mean he did
snort fire ants, and bit off a bats head.. Aww.. I remember my first shot.. OF HEROIN.. Back in 2003, Ozzy was riding his ATV when
he ran into a pothole that wasn’t visible..He flipped over the handle bars and landed on
his head and back. Luckily for him his bodyguard was there to
give him CPR. The rock legend was in a coma for 8 days fighting
for his life. Number 9: Jason Statham
In a stunt gone horribly wrong on the set of Expendables 3. Jason Statham’s 3 ton truck’s brakes failed
and plunged 60 feet into the black sea at night. Luckily for Statham, the doors were taken
off, so he was able to swim up and catch his air.. Something like your MOM Does, with the pool
boy after getting creampied. Luckily for us, we got another transporter
Movie. Thats me being sarcastic btw.. Number 8: Sylvester Stallone
In another Expendables movie accident. Our beloved Rambo, almost died when he needed
a very serious neck operation when a fight stunt went wrong.. Apparently, 63 year old Sly was filming a
fight scene with wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin. Rocky experienced a hairline fracture in his
neck and The star had emergency surgery and now has a metal plate inserted into his neck. So look out arnold schwarzenegger, looks like
Sly’s coming for that Terminator role as the new T1000.. But this time, With a way bigger bionic dick
Number 7: Ellie Goulding The Lights singer almost had her lights turned
off..When her dumb ass drove a SUV over a frozen lake in Norway at 30 degrees below
zero.. Sounds like a smart idea doesn’t it? The SUV cracked through the ice and was completely
submerged as the singer and photographer buddy hopped out the sunroof. They then walked miles to civilization in
the freezing cold… I bet those nipples were hard AF. Number 6: 50 Cent
Being shot 9 times is a good indication that you probably should have died. Before 50 was super famous, the Queens bridge
rapper was shot in his head, shoulders, Knees an toes, knees an toes in 2000. Which left him with a scar and slur in his
voice. 50 spent 13 days in the hospital recovering. This near death experience inspired him to
write and produce his hit album Get Rich Or Die Trying. We love you like a fat kid loves cake. Number 5: Joaquin Phoenix
In a bizarre story, legendary actor Joaquin Phoenix crashed his car and collided with
another vehicle on Sunset BLVD. His car flipped and he barely survived, luckily
for him he was wearing his seatbelt..But the bizarre part of the story, is when legendary
German director Werner Herzog coincidentally witnessed the accident and rescued Joaquin. Only in Hollywood! Number 4: Sean Kingston
When the Beautiful Girls singer was showing off, he decided to gun it on his jet ski when
the 300 pound singer hit a bridge, which catapulted him and knocked him unconscious. Sean was rushed to the hospital, where he
was in critical condition for days.. Then 11 days later, Sean experienced a torn
aorta, and had an open heart surgery. Final Destination for Kingston might be true.. Damn. There’s no reason your fat ass should be
going 65 mph on a jetski while you weigh 300 f*cking pounds. Number 3: Tracy Morgan
SNL alum Tracy Morgan had a horrific accident in 2014, when his limo bus was hit by a Walmart
Truck driver who hadn’t slept for 28 hours..WTF right? His comedian friend Jimmy McNair died and
Tracy had suffered a traumatic brain injury that left him in a coma for 8 days. Tracy made a full recovery and had an intense
desire to master bate while hospitalized. Shit, wouldn’t you? Number 2: Seth MacFarlane
Imagine if Family Guy was never made! That would be some parallel universe shit. On September 11, 2001 Macfarlane was booked
to return to LA on American Airlines flight 11 from Boston. Though he never made the flight, due to 2
reasons, being hung the f*ck over and being ten minutes too late. He was told from his travel agent that his
flight was departing at 8:15 am instead of 7:45 am. The gate closed on his face and he was rejected.. Flight 11 was hijacked and flown into the
north Tower at 8:46 am. Number 1: Travis Barker
On September 19th 2008, Travis Barker, DJ Am and 4 others were on a private plane that
crashed in South Carolina. Which killed 4 others on the flight. Before the doomed flight, Travis recounts
the day when his daughter begged him not to fly, because she had a premonition that the
roof was going to come off the plane. Travis had 65 percent of his body burned to
the 3rd degree..And to this day, Travis says he will never fly again. Both artists fell into deep depression and
11 months later, DJ AM died of a drug overdose. And there you have it, our list of the 10
Times A Celebrity Cheated Death. Did we miss any other near death stories? If so, mention them in the comment section
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