‘Cats’ School w/ Taylor Swift, Jennifer Hudson, Jason Derulo, Rebel Wilson & Francesca Hayward

‘Cats’ School w/ Taylor Swift, Jennifer Hudson, Jason Derulo, Rebel Wilson & Francesca Hayward


>>WELCOME TO CAT SCHOOL. I’M TOM HOOPER, DIRECTOR OF THE
MOTION PICTURE “CATS.” (APPLAUSE)
>>TODAY EACH OF YOU WILL BE PUT THROUGH VIG YOWS TRAINING TO
ENSURE YOU GIVE THE MOST CAT-LIKE PERFORMANCE IN THE
FILM. ONE OF YOU WILL BE AWARDED BEST
IF SHOW. LEADING THE CLASS TODAY WOULD
YOU PLEASE WELCOME HEAD CAT MR. JAMES CORDEN. JAMES, HAS ANYONE SEEN JAMES? HAS ANYONE SEEN.>>I CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S LATE ON
HIS FIRST DAY OF TRAINING. HOLD ON, JAMES?>>James: I’M HERE. THAT WAS YOU.>>I THOUGHT YOU WERE A CAT.>>WOW.>>James: IS EVERYBODY READY?>>YEAH.>>James: THEN LET’S BEGIN. WE’RE CAT WAS SING AND DANCE. SO LET’S HEAR SOME SINGING. ♪ ME OW. ♪ ME OW. ♪ MEOW. ♪ WAIT, IS THERE ONLY LYRIC
WE’RE SINGING MEOW?>>James: I HAVEN’T SEEN THE
SHOW, SOMETHING ABOUT MESMRIES, EVERYONE THAT, I DON’T REALLY
KNOW. KEEP YOUR PAWS UP, AN MAYBE A
LITTLE FLICK OF THE EAR, THAT’S RIGHT, PERFECT.>>I DON’T KNOW WHY TOM HAS
CHOSEN JAMES TO BE HEAD CAT, IS HE ALREADY PRETTY ANNOYING AND
THIS IS ONLY GOING TO MAKE HIM EVEN WORSE.>>OH, OH, THIS IS FUN.>>NOW GIVE IT YOUR BEST MEOW.>>OH, VERY GOOD.>>JASON.>>MEOW SNOATD. ♪.>>JESSICA.>>REBEL, REBEL, REBEL. REBEL.>>James: YOU SEE, CATS DO
IGNORE YOU, THAT IS VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD. OKAY, TAYLOR, YOUR BEST MEOW.>>MEOW.>>James: WOW, MARK THAT DOWN.>>BEING A CAT IS LOT LIKE BEING
AN ANGER. YOU SLEEP FOR MOST OF THE DAY,
THEN SCREAM AT SOMEBODY IF YOU NEED TO. AND EAT A CAN OF TUNA, YOU CAN
[BLEEP] WHEREVER YOU WANT.>>James: GET THE LASER, GET
THE LASER, SOMEBODY GET THE LASER.>>IF WE LOST BOTH GRUMPY CATS
AND– SO I AM DEDICATING THIS NEXT EXERCISE TO THEM.>>James: OKAY, CATWALK. JENNIFER, GO THROUGH THE DOOR. NO! CATS HAVEN’T GONE THE THUMBS TO
OPEN A DOOR LIKE THAT. THERE IS YOUR DOOR, JASON, SHOW
US HOW IT IS DONE. VERY GOOD. WONDERFUL, FRANCESCA, BRILLIANT,
ALL RIGHT, REBEL.>>YES.>>James: VERY GOOD, VERY
GOOD. IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE
THIS SERIOUSLY– HAVE I GREAT NEWS I’M ABLE TO IMMERSE MYSELF
FULLY IN THE ROLE OF A CAT. BUT THEN I CAN EASILY STEP AWAY
FROM IT. RIGHT NOW I’M JUST PLAIN OLD
JAMES CORDEN.>>SO WHAT BREED OF CAT WOULD
JAMES CORDEN BE? I THINK I CALL HIM A TOTAL DICK. TAYLOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>JUST GETTING SOME WATER.>>James: IF YOU NEED
REFRESHMENTS, IT IS THERE. OKAY? HELP YOURSELF. THANK YOU.>>JAMES, I THINK IDRIS ELBA
SOAFER THERE.>>James: IDRIS! I WAS JUST RECENTLY NAMED ARTIST
OF THE DECADE BUT AFTER PEOPLE SEE ME LAP UP MILL FRK THAT
GIANT SAUCER, I AM PRETTY SURE THEY WILL TAKE THAT AWAY.>>James: EVERY CAT FROM TIME
TO TIME WILL FACE A NEMESIS. PLEASE BRING IN RUGBY THE DOG.>>YES.>>SORRY.>>WHY DONE YOU YOU COME BACK
WHEN THEY MAKE A MOVIE CALLED DOGS.>>James: FRANCESCA, BE MEAN
TO THE DOG, SAY SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO THE DOG.>>I CAN’T.>>James: YOU CAN’T?>>ALL RIGHT, THEN GET OUT, GET
OUT, GO. IF YOU CAN’T BE MEAN TO DOGS,
YOU CAN’T BE IN THE MOVIE. GO. GET OUT. GET THAT PIECE OF [BLEEP] OUT OF
HERE.>>MEOW.>>JAMES.>>James: YEAH.>>THE REST ROOM PLEASE SWRZ
REST ROOM, RIGHT THERE.>>ARE YOU SERIOUS.>>James: AM I SERIOUS? YES, I’M SERIOUS, ARE YOU A CAT? OKAY, LET’S GIVE HIM SOME
PRIVACY.>>YEAH, GIVE HIM TOTAL PRIVACY.>>James: IN MIND HINDSIGHT I
SHOULD HAVE ASKED HIM WHAT KIND OF BOTH ROOM BREAK HE NEEDED. THAT BACK FIRED. ANYONE GOT ANY AIR FRESH OWNER.>>WELL DONE, EVERYONE, THANK
YOU, JAMES. I MEAN YOU ARE IT IS SUPERB, THE
JOURNEY YOU HAVE TAKEN THESE CATS ON IS EXTRAORDINARY. THANK YOU, HOWEVER THERE CAN
ONLY BE ONE WINNER AN HERE IS PRESENT BEST IN SHOW, LORD
ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER. (APPLAUSE)
>>MEOW, MEOW.>>THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. IT IS MY GREAT HONOR TO PRESENT
BEST IN SHOW AS WELL AS A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF MEOW MIX TO
JENNIFER HUDSON.>>James: OH, WELL WOW, WELL
DONE, WELL DONE, WELL DONE.>>THANK YOU. I CONDITION BELIEVE IT. I WON AN OSCAR FOR DREAM GIRLS
AND NOW I HAVE WON BEST IN SHOW FOR BEING A CAT. I MEAN WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE?

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  1. This is the most excruciatingly embarrassing publicity stunt I have ever seen in my whole life. But some good comes out of it as it introduces more people to the ravishingly beautiful, hugely talented and utterly lovely Francesca Hayward.

  2. I don’t think I’m alone in saying, this would’ve been a much better aesthetic choice than that 100 million dollar scary CGI shite

  3. Cats 2019 just shows how out of touch these celebrities are with real people and reality. Taylor Swift needs to hire herself a brand new batch of "yes" men lol.

  4. Good morning to all Cats performers except James Corden!! WOw. This guy flips faster than Spongebob on a griddle ala Tekashi69. He's serving up Hooper's praises in interviews while recording then disrespects the entire production by not even bothering to watch it? Honey. Send your bonus back. I'm not sure where Jame's respects lie. He certainly hasn't much for himself. I rather enjoyed Corden's performances. But he had a great character. Any pudge hound really could have done the job. It's not you babe, it's the cat. xx

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