Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Cheek to Cheek with Blac Chyna | TMZ

Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Cheek to Cheek with Blac Chyna | TMZ


DEEP IN THE ANNALS OF HOLLYWOOD, THERE’S A CELEBRITY ASS SO RARELY SEEN, IT’S BEEN CALLED THE BIG FOOT OF BUTTS, THE CHEEKY JUBA COBRA. THE ABOMINABLE SNOW ASS. AND WE JUST FOUND IT! GET READY FOR GWYNETH PALTROW’S QUIRKY POOPER!>>IT’S UNBELIEVABLE. ANNOUNCER: BELIEVE IT! BECAUSE GWYNETH’S ORGANIC ORIFICE WAS POSING FOR A PHOTO SHOOT IN MALIBU. HARVEY: DID SHE LOOK GOOD? ANNOUNCER: DOES A BEAR RAPE LEO IN THE WOODS.>>THAT’S AMAZING.>>THIS WILL BE INTERESTING.>>WHY? HARVEY: IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE AFTER THE BLAC CHYNA, AMBER ROSE PICTURES WE PUT UP, ANNOUNCER: EXHIBIT A-S-S. HARVEY: IT WENT TO THE MOON IN TERMS OF TRAFFIC AND PEOPLE BEING INTERESTED. IN TERMS OF WHETHER GWYNETH PALTROW HAS THE SAME ATTRACTION. ANNOUNCER: WAIT, YOU LOOK AT THIS PIC AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS — HARVEY: WILL GWYNETH’S BUTT DO WELL ON THE WEBSITE? ANNOUNCER: YOU’RE A SICK, SICK, MAN. LET’S DO THIS. CELEBRITY ASS OFF! INTERNET METRICS EDITION.>>AMBER ROSE AND BLAC CHYNA WILL WIN.>>THEY’RE LIKE A BLACK CARNIVAL BUTT.>>IT’S LIKE A RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THIS IS A REAL BUTT!>>CARNIVAL BUTT. ANNOUNCER: BUT FUNNEL CAKES ASIDE, GWYNETH HAS A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA.>>SHE’S A HUGE MOVIE STAR WHO WAS NEVER SEEN LIKE THIS BEFORE. ANNOUNCER: TRUE, BUT — [FART] AND THAT SOUND MEANS WE’RE OUT OF TIME! FEEL FREE TO FINISH ON YOUR OWN WITH THE ASS LOAD OF GLUE CALORIES ON THE “TMZ” APP AND THANKS AMBER AND GWYNETH AND BLAC CHYNA! HARVEY: THE TRAFFIC EXPLODED YESTERDAY. ANNOUNCER: NO ONE CARES, BRO.

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  1. White girls have better asses. I can't stand those large cottage cheese asses where it's impossible to get your tongue in.

  2. I can't believe how sexy this chick STILL is. I was watching Shallow Hal about a month ago and she's really gotta be getting up there in age.

  3. Amber's ass is better. Gwyneth is a close second. And Blac Chubs is dead last. Her ass is nasty. Anyone else notice those nasty fucking pimples? It was pimples or the ass implants are melting.

  4. Real ass moves when you hit it from the back with your motion most never had and yes she has a nice ass but i wouldnt know it until we go at hit ps im in socal lol

  5. it's just the angle they are shooting it from.She has no ass at all.Now,Thats not to say I like blacc china butt either.I think Amber Rose`s ass is the best

  6. Paltrow's ass is flat, only white people will celebrate such a thing, as for Amber and Chyna, they are extreme, give us some Jlo, vegara combo and we are good. BTW I find it ironic that a gay man(Harvey) will be surprised at how much attention ass is getting. smh

  7. I like it how you make it all sexy for the light skin girls but if your white you try to make it into a spoof vid. TMZ proves it is payed off just like the rest of the 1500 media stations owned by 6 corporations. A Fucking Joke! Give this country another 10 years. If you guys havnt won. The next generation will for everyone.

  8. Why would you put the fart sounds on Gwyneth Paltrow's ass, that fart doesn't have that much room to build up that kind of sound!

  9. How are they comparing them??! A flat white bitch with one fake butt? Amber's is real and big so she won.? Duh it should be no question. Get an everyday black woman (no squats no surgery) with an everyday white woman (no squats no surgery) black women automatically won! Hands down. They compared the WRONG women

  10. I take Gwyneth's ass any day…well maybe not any day, I'm down for some jungle action once in a while…over cottage cheese ass.

  11. QUALITY ASS!! ! not because is Gwyneth, not because is white, not because is organic. Just because it doesn't look like a huge old cheese from far away

  12. Look here y'all, if you don't have the tool to handle Blac Chyna or Amber Rose ass, don't be negative towards them. Just don't comment. That's why there's Gwynetth. the world is balanced.

  13. Why the black girls have to have carnival butts, don't get that comment. I believe their butts are real, and they will win all day against Paltrow.

  14. 1:20 – "She s a huge movie star, we never seen her like that' b4!" – Really ? I remember an ass shot in that movie with Black Jack, and the nudes with Brad Pitt

  15. white woman and black women booties are different. just go look white men didnt know what ass was till sara bartmann nobody wants pancake booites

  16. THIS JUST IN : BLAC CHYNA HAS A GROSS ASS . STOP PRETENDING THAT , THAT THING IS HOT IN ANY WAY , SHAPE OR PARTICULARLY, FORM . IT'S GROSS AND SHE'S GROSS . STOP MAKING SKANKY SCUMBAG HOES FAMOUS .

  17. That shit is wacc ain't nothing cute abt that Flat fuccin bacc all white boys tryna say it's something that shit is Wacc as fucc

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