Do you know anything
about grapes? [ Laughter ] Yeah? Can you do that? I’m already in trouble here ’cause the security guard here hates my guts… Joe:
There you go. Nice. …because
he’s always pissed that I’m eating burritos in the store. [ Laughter ] What is your name? I’m sorry.
Brian. I got a — Brian Quinn.
Very nice to meet you. If you see the security guard,
could you do me a favor? Yeah, I’m looking and I’m covering you. Just — yeah, cover me.
Just scream out, uh… “I’m not saying
she’s a gold digger.” Just scream out,
like, a code, like, “I’m not saying she’s a gold digger.” When I hear that, I’ll know to run, all right? Okay, great.
Thank you. Thank you.
-He might get this. Okay, send in
the security guard. Here comes Terry. How you doing, sir?
Things okay over here? -Yeah.
-Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Are you good?
Everything’s okay? [ Laughter ] Sal:
Didn’t even blink. Didn’t even care
that he was security. Didn’t say anything,
didn’t look at him. Those were good.
Those were good. What’s that? I don’t understand. You got to say the code word. -Oh.
-What’s the code word? Hey! I told you about eating
that [bleep] in here! Come here! I’m gonna smack that god damn
burrito out your hand! -What’s the code word?
-Come here! Q: The gold digger line! I’m gonna smack that burrito
out your hand! I’m not saying
she’s a gold digger! Joe:
He’s just watching. The guy literally just watched
the whole thing in silence as he sampled grapes. [ Buzzer ] That’s it.
You lost. [ Laughter ] I’m 43. I would say…57. Get out of here! No! Really?
You on YouTube? A superhuman athlete? New York, High Bar Club gymnastics. -There he is.
-There I am. -Whoa.
-Wait. I’m going in. I was an Olympic hopeful in gymnastics, got three consecutive
national championships… [Bleep].
Dave Jacobs. Holy cow, man. Can I shake your hand? Certainly.
Who are you? Superhuman athlete.
Oh, my God. I’ve seen you on YouTube. Holy [bleep]. That’s amazing. Are you kidding me?
Is this a put-on? [ Laughing ] No, it’s not.
I don’t know who he is. No, I saw you
at that New York… I just played it
for him. No. Come on. -Ask him.
-Stop pulling my leg. I’ll be right back. I have never met anyone
that saw it on their own. -That’s amazing.
-What happened was… -Yeah.
-…the security guard… -Ah, ha, ha!
-He let you eat that in here? No. He was my lookout guy.
We had a miscommunication. I ended up running
all over the place. -Yeah.
-Yes? Are you kidding me?
Are you Dave Jacobs? -What’s going on today?
-Are you kidding me right now? [ Laughing ] I’ll be back. I’ll be back. He said he didn’t know him.
He told him about him. Dave Jacobs?
Are you kidding me? -I feel like an idiot now.
-I can’t believe this! -Is this a put-on?
-I swear, it’s him. -Mr. Jacobs, my wife…
-Dave Jacobs. -I can’t believe any of this!
-…in the flesh. This is him. Would you mind if I take a selfie with you? Oh, my God. Can we — Do you guys
want to get in here? -Sure.
-I’ll send it to everybody. I cannot believe it. My wife has the same birthday as you. All right.
Say, “Dave Jacobs.” -One, two, three.
-Dave Jacobs! [ Camera shutter clicks ]