Mobile Lap Dance! | TMZ

Mobile Lap Dance! | TMZ


ANNOUNCER: “TMZ” POP QUIZ. HOW COMFORTABLE ARE THE SEATS ON THE “TMZ” TOUR BUS? THE ANSWER — [APPLAUSE] COMFORTABLE ENOUGH! YEAH! BUT IS THAT CHUY?>>WELL, ON THE “TMZ” TOUR IN HOLLYWOOD, GOING DOWN SUNSET BOULEVARD AND I SEE CHUY BRAVO FROM “CHELSEA LATELY.”>>IT’S CHUY!>>SO HE CLIMES ONTO THE BUS AND HE GIVES HUGS TO ALL OF THE PASSENGERS. THEY’RE SUPER EXCITED. ANNOUNCER: SO EXCITED THAT ONE CLASSY DAME LEANS OVER AND SAYS –>>CAN I GIVE YOU A LAP DANCE? ANNOUNCER: YEAH, LET’S DO THIS! BUT FIRST –>>SO, OF COURSE, I TALK TO HIM ABOUT THE WHOLE CHELSEA/HEATHER DEBACLE. ANNOUNCER: RIGHT, THE THING WHERE COMEDIAN HEATHER MCDONALD SAID SHE LIVED IN FEAR WORKING FOR CHELSEA.>>DID YOU EVER FEEL THAT WAY?>>HELL NO!>>RIGHT ANSWER, CHUY. ANNOUNCER: SHE ALSO WENT ON ANOTHER INTERVIEW –>>THE LAP DANCE. NOBODY REALLY CARES. ANNOUNCER: LAP DANCE!>>SO AWKWARD FOR THE REST OF THE BUS. [LAUGHTER] NO MUSIC. JUST GRINDING ON CHUY.>>WE CAN ADD THE MUSIC. ♪♪ ANNOUNCER: ALL RIGHT! MAN, THAT’S MORE ACTION THAN CHUY’S SEEN IN –>>CHUY HAS PORN, MAN. CHUY DOES SOME GOOD PORN.>>HE REALLY DOES.>>WHY AM I STOPPED FROM SEEING PORN?>>WI-FI BLOCKED IT.>>I LOVE HOW YOU ALL KNOW IT LIKE RIGHT AWAY. ANNOUNCER: THANKS, CHUY, HOPE YOU ENJOY THE RIDE.

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