December 6, 2019 The Weeknd: ”Heartless” >>Stephen: PERFORMING HIS NEW SINGLE, “HEARTLESS,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WEEKND! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ NEVER NEED A…
December 6, 2019 Meanwhile… Josh Brolin’s Butthole Is Sunburned >>STEPHEN: HEY, EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND “STAY HUMAN” RIGHT THERE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK…
December 6, 2019 Speaker Nancy Pelosi: I Don’t Hate Anybody ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT IS SUCH A GOOD THURSDAY CROWD, I WISH THEY COULD STICK AROUND AND BE THE FRIDAY CROWD. YOU’RE…
November 19, 2019 Trump’s Doctor Holds Press Conference After Mysterious Hospital Visit >>THE WHITE HOUSE CONTINUES TO DOWNPLAY PRESIDENT TRUMP’S UNEXPECTED AND UNSCHEDULED DOCTOR’S VISIT, AND, NOW, THERE ARE NEW QUESTIONS SURROUNDING THAT MYSTERIOUS CHECKUP SATURDAY.>>GOOD…
November 13, 2019 Trump Teases Release Of “Tantalizing” First Phone Call With Ukraine WELCOME! THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I HOPE EVERYBODY…
November 13, 2019 It’s Impeachment Hearing Eve! >>ON THE EAST OF PUBLIC IMPEACHMENT HEARING,…>>ON THE EVE OF THESE HISTORIC IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS…>>IMPEACHMENT HEARING EVE. …
November 13, 2019 Alexandria Ocasio Cortez: Trump Isn’t Ready For A Girl From The Bronx FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST SHOCKED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WITH HER PRIMARY VICTORY ON TUESDAY NIGHT. SHE’S NOW ON TRACK TO BECOME THE YOUNGEST CONGRESSWOMAN…
